White Porcelain
It is porcelain and white
And has a room of its own
Every day you will go there
You will find it in your home
It has been called a library
A place to go and read
Although not very comfortable
It will satisfy your need
Others call it a throne room
But you won’t wear a crown
You’re in there for a reason
And then you flush it down
Some will call it a crapper
Using the inventor’s name
That name is used a lot
The inventor is to be blamed
It’s been called many names
A potty or thunder mug
I prefer the name of a toilet
As its seat, I sometimes hug
No matter what it’s called
This one thing I do know
You better hope you find one
If you really have to go!
It is porcelain and white
And has a room of its own
Every day you will go there
You will find it in your home
It has been called a library
A place to go and read
Although not very comfortable
It will satisfy your need
Others call it a throne room
But you won’t wear a crown
You’re in there for a reason
And then you flush it down
Some will call it a crapper
Using the inventor’s name
That name is used a lot
The inventor is to be blamed
It’s been called many names
A potty or thunder mug
I prefer the name of a toilet
As its seat, I sometimes hug
No matter what it’s called
This one thing I do know
You better hope you find one
If you really have to go!
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
Tuesday, November 22, 2022