Online Dating
Have you ever tried online dating?
And much to your surprise
The person you end up meeting
Is totally repulsive before your eyes
The online photo that you saw
Was of someone quite petite
The person standing before you
Has size sixteen triple E feet
If they have all of their teeth
It would outnumber their hair
And when they try to sit down
It takes two side by side chairs
Their cheap perfume is overpowering
To cover their body odor, it tries
Along with sweat, there is filth
Their wrinkled clothing, no surprise
One size fits all doesn’t apply
They are wearing a wrinkled tent
By their height and mighty girth
For food, all their money was spent
They look at you with unbridled love
While you look for a place to hide
Being polite means don’t be rude
Even though you’re cringing inside
So, if you’re into online dating
And they look too good to be true
Chances are it very probably is
Their picture should be the clue