My name is Zwecqduft Bjangrophyxviskl
A mouthful, that’s for sure
A name I’ve learned to loath
And all the teasing I have endured
My last name is Swedish-Polish
My first name is a combo of both
My fiancé’s name is Grablewinkowski
It’s a wonder we are betrothed!
Our firstborn, if a boy, will be William
Our firstborn, if a girl, will be Mary
No way with Bjangrophyxvistl
Would we name them something scary!
My fiancé and I, we are thinking
Maybe a name change we should get
Something simple and to the point
Like Zwecqduft and Moringa Alphabet!
Because if you count all the letters
That make up my total name
All of the alphabet has been used
I have only my parents to blame!
June 14, 2022