Charmin

“Charmin” got up at “Dawn”
“Embraced the new day with a “Shout”
A beautiful “Irish Spring” morning
And she was “Resolve-ed” to go out

The sun was “Sparkle”- ing overhead
And she was “glad” that she ran
Her hair “Cascade”-d down her shoulders
It “Bounce”-ed tresses of gold and tan

She entered a “Pine-Sol” forest
And embraced it with a “Zest”
A warm “Wind” ex was blowing
A “Fabulosa” time, twas the best

The view was quite “Fantastic”
Invigorating her all “Affresh”
Butterflies fluttered on a “Febreze”
“Oxiclean” colors began to mesh

Her dog “Ajax” ran beside her
Saw a rabbit and was “Goo Gone”
In a thicket, she heard a “Kaboom”
Lika a “Comet” raced on the forest lawn

“Mr. Clean” was hunting out of season
He was out to harvest nature’s “Bounty”
“Charmin” “Dash” ed away for help
And saw an officer “Scott”, a mountie

He was writing a “Hefty” ticket
He wore a uniform of red “Cotton-elle”
“Mr. Clean” tried to “Lysol” out of it
The officer “Arm & Hammer” ed it very well

“Mr. Clean” was a “Clorox” of a man
Tried to get away using his “Brawny”
He took off but “Charmin” was “Swiffer”
Like a “Dove”, was brought down at “Dawn”y

He “Pledge”d he’d never do it again
“Soft Scrub”bed his hands of the whole affair
Was told his life would go down the “Drain-o”
Unless he kept his life “Purell” and hunted fair

Tuesday, June 21, 2022